the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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