Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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