yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize
