so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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