it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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