I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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