is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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