I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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