yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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