There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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