My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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