i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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