hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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