girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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