i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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