Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
How does it feel to date your dad?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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