last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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