HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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