can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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