She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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