does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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