i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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