Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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