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Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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