butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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