Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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