Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
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