We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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