Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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