is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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