I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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