well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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