You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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