If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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