i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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