That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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