She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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