at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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