Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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