Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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