just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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