did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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