...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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