i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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