just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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