I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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