is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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