If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Randomize
