also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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