What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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