he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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