The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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